A Threat To Wellness

Unbeknownst to me, this past weekend a rather large skateboarding/circus -palooza was held in Seattle.
I came to know of this through the write-up in The Seattle Times. Rest assured that progression was progressed, energy drinks were drank, and skateboard moms exceeded credit limits on purchases of wristbands and the like for their skaterat children. I am sure that it was a great time, but alas I was unable to attend. In order to get a better feel for the event, I read the comments on the The Seattle Times article. Solid gold.
Master Dodsen: Question: where there any good crashes/whipeouts? And did anyone upload them onto youtube?
Bush_nemesis: I have seen videos of skateboarding where they attempt to skateboard down the middle handrail of a staircase, say leading to a large building. When they fall, sometimes their crotch area impacts right against the rail. That is a definite threat to their wellness, and really should be made illegal just as speeding or using drugs.
Elsewhere:
- Keeping milkshakes purple for over a thousand years. Everything Tracy Jordan said in the fifth season of 30 Rock.
- The Golden Age of Giving – which countries give the most foreign aid.
- Stanley Kubrick as a Photojournalist in Chicago.
- Your One-Stop Shop for Hidden Stairways and Secret Crypts.
Wooden Toyland (holler at Breckus):
- Via Templeton, for Mr. Akins, ITÄ has a sick new Teemu Korhonen part.
- The Gonz, Spike Jonze, and Bobby Worrest skating around downtown Manhattan.